It started off like a normal trip to Sam’s Club. I grabbed a cart, flashed my membership card, and strolled in the store. I rounded the first left turn to head back to the home cleaning supplies aisle (and tried my best to avoid the book section). Whilst avoiding the books, I saw the vests….
funny thoughts
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In the event of a zombie apocalypse
I should preface this post by sharing that my mind wanders quite a lot, and I occasionally remember what track it went down. The other day, a friend of mine posted some random zombie protection article. For some reason, zombie apocalypses stuck in my brain, and I spent a good deal of the day musing…
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The vicious cycle of naps
I’m in one of those ruts where I haven’t been sleeping well. One night, I can’t fall asleep but wake up at my normal time which spirals into the better part of a week spent like a zombie. The downside of being tired is that you fall asleep easily when you don’t want to sleep…
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That time I got depressed over lip gloss
It’s a sad time on the blog. Nothing bad has happened, except that my favorite lip balm is no more. Last month, The Pioneer Woman wrote about how she bought her husband an apocalyptic supply of Carmex for Christmas. I laughed because last year, I bought over 20 tubes of Cherry Softlips online as no…
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How to win friends and influence people: Star Wars edition
My personal memories of Star Wars stem from a Minot party back in the day. At the party, Episode 6 was on, I watched it, and I was hooked. Since you were wondering, a Minot party is a gathering hosted and attended by Air Force folks who lived in Minot, North Dakota. Can’t say we’re…
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But first, let me (not) take a selfie
These days, selfies are a big thing. Pretty much everyone everywhere has hopped on the selfie bandwagon. And let’s not even mention the song. Yes, I do take photos of myself and of other people and me. But I am not a regular selfie taker, and here’s why. 1. I have a knack for always taking…