funny thoughts

  • Say what?

    A while back whilst driving to Atlanta for work, I was listening to my usual Atlanta radio station. The DJs of the morning show did a segment on misheard lyrics. I have to admit that I am absolutely terrible at learning the actual lyrics to songs. I tend to learn 90% of them and adlib…

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  • Nick Carter and Leonardo DiCaprio are basically twins

    I’ve clearly spent way too much reliving middle school around these parts lately. From rocking out to boy band music to 90s movies, I can’t seem to get enough. But I did manage to notice that Nick Carter and Leonardo DiCaprio are pretty much twinsies. The hair: once upon a time, these flowing golden locks…

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  • Not a real adult

    Even though I’m 25 and can rent a car and buy booze, some days I just don’t feel like I’m a real adult. Exhibit A: my Marvel’s Avengers vitamins. Target had a deal where you got a $5 gift card for buying two containers of vitamins. Clearly, I chose the vitamins designed for 5 year…

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  • Nostalgia

    The other night, my sister and I were talking about the various Air Force ceremonies we’d attended with our father growing up (because of Mac’s graduation). She and I distinctly recall Daddy’s promotion ceremony to Lieutenant Colonel. We rocked super stylish matching navy velour dresses. We wore them a few months later at our grandparents’…

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  • If I had a million dollars,

    Every time I pass a lottery billboard on the interstate, I can’t help but think of what I would do with all of that moniezzz. I don’t buy lotto tickets on the reg, just when the jackpot is $400+ million. Clearly, if I’m winning the lottery, I’m making bank. So what would I do with…

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  • Born in the wrong decade…

    I stumbled across this image last night on the Pinterest. The Social Security Administration releases the names of babies born in every year, and a website put the graphics together in a gif. Clearly, this Lisa was born in the wrong decade. We pretty much crushed the 60s. Which is surprising because the rare smattering…

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