Not a real adult

Even though I’m 25 and can rent a car and buy booze, some days I just don’t feel like I’m a real adult.

Exhibit A: my Marvel’s Avengers vitamins. Target had a deal where you got a $5 gift card for buying two containers of vitamins. Clearly, I chose the vitamins designed for 5 year old boys. They’re the tastiest vitamins ever, and I have no regrets.

Exhibit B: I still eat dinosaur chicken nuggets for dinner. Sometimes, I pair them with tater tots. Dinonugzforlyfe. At least I don’t do this.

Exhibit C: I’m typing this wearing a shirt from the 6th grade. MA Greek Olympics for the win!

Exhibit D: I still sleep with stuffed animals (cough and so does Mac cough). Meet Dale Purrphy, Rob-purrt Griffin the Third, and Nikolas Bearstrom. Yes, I came up with the names myself. I should write Hallmark cards.

Any of y’all ever forget that you’re adults?