funny thoughts

  • Never have I ever…

    Remember this drinking game in college? When you tried to shame or out your friends for more-than-questionable decisions? I decided to look at things I haven’t done by the age of 25. 1. Buy a car. My daddy purchased my car back in 2002 and gave it to me when he bought a new Jeep…

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  • Ignorance is bliss: 90s music edition

    Inspired by recent NSYNC events, I stayed up way too late more nights than I should admit watching old boy band music videos on the Interwebz. I would like to state for the record that I was a reasonably sheltered child, oblivious to the meanings of many things, including raunchy song lyrics. Here are some…

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  • Well, that was a tease

    So our much-anticipated NSYNC reunion happened last night at the VMAs. Sort of. Basically, Justin Timberlake starts kind of performing but mostly is just dancing around to a remix of his really popular songs. My heart is racing. Where are they? Was this just some horrible hoax? And then I hear some familiar bars of…

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  • I’m not an ambi-turner

    I can’t turn left. So I have this weird sleeping quirk where I have to lay on all four sides before I fall asleep. I tend to start out on my left side then turn to my stomach. But here’s the kicker: I don’t just rotate. I turn to my right and flip the whole way…

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  • This is my confession

    Mac was watching the latest season of “Breaking Bad” on Netflix over the weekend, and I had a realization about how dim-witted I tend to be. So here are some confessions. I confess that I used to think money laundering involved washing counterfeit money like laundry. It made sense to me that bad guys would wash their…

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