I’m not an ambi-turner

I can’t turn left.

So I have this weird sleeping quirk where I have to lay on all four sides before I fall asleep. I tend to start out on my left side then turn to my stomach. But here’s the kicker: I don’t just rotate. I turn to my right and flip the whole way around. No, I am not an ambi-turner.

Who else out there has strange sleeping habits?