In the event of a zombie apocalypse

I should preface this post by sharing that my mind wanders quite a lot, and I occasionally remember what track it went down. The other day, a friend of mine posted some random zombie protection article. For some reason, zombie apocalypses stuck in my brain, and I spent a good deal of the day musing about them. I came to a grand (if slightly depressing) realization: the people who are must vulnerable during a zombie apocalypse are the vision impaired.

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So I (and my whole family) wear contacts and /or glasses. I would only last as long as my contact supply or as long as my glasses were in good shape. A day or so later, Mac was playing The Walking Dead video game. I mentioned my whole “I’m essentially doomed” theory because several of the game characters had glasses. He agreed that we the visually impaired are at a bit of a disadvantage if the zombie apocalypse ever does occur. I’m now accepting donations for Lasik surgery.