You know you’re an Army wife when…

Army (and military) life comes with all sorts of fun perks and weird quirks. The longer you’ve been married to a service member, the more you realize how much being around the military shapes your daily life.

  1. You refer to places that are close by as being within “striking distance.” Bonus points if this place is Target.
  2. You once complained that your husband constantly asked if you “were tracking” that an event was coming up, but now you say it all the time.
  3. Your laundry routine includes separate loads of PT gear and uniforms.
  4. You consider stopping at the commissary to pick up a few things on the way home from an on-post doctor’s appointment until you realize that it’s the rare-but-oh-so-fun four-day payday weekend. You then leave post through a gate nowhere near the commissary.
  5. You stop telling people when your husband is gone for training because they’ll say things like, “Wasn’t he just out in the field?” Yes, he was.
  6. Your husband has two jobs: the one you tell civilians about (he’s an artillery officer) and his actual job that fellow Army peeps will understand (he’s a battery XO).

What would my fellow Army wives add?