The ultimate betrayal

Did you hear what they did? Did you HEAR what my humans did????

They betrayed me. They brought me home, dragged me around the country, and then told me I was getting a baby brother. But I didn’t want a baby brother. I rather enjoy being the highlight of the humans’ world. Purrburger here. It’s been a month, but I’m still not sure about this other cat. He’s so hyper and energetic. He just doesn’t quite fit in with my vibe. And he steals my toys, my food, and my litter box. I tell you, having another cat around the house is exhausting. I’m constantly on the lookout to protect my turf. This dumb-dumb hasn’t figured out that he’s bigger than me, so I use my intimidating presence to keep him in line.

Time will tell, my minions, if he lasts. I can’t make any promises.