Confessions of a deployed soldier’s wife

1. I eat cereal for a shameful number of meals.

2. Sometimes I email my husband at 1 am because I’m awake and I know he’s at work and will see it.

3. I know 17 women who have gestated and birthed a human since Mac left.

4. I think deployments are easier if you have kids.

5. 53 Netflix discs have been watched since he left.

6. No fewer than 48 seasons of shows have been watched in their entirety.

7. I listen to saved voicemails from him just to hear his voice.

8. I forget to scoop the litter box on a regular basis because that’s one of his chores.