Token cold weather status

In case you’ve been hibernating and not watching the weather, it’s cold outside. Apparently, a lot of people were strangely fascinated to see how quickly the temperature would drop as this polar vortex swirled chaos and anarchy into our lives. I was no different, and you lucky ducks even get to see how cold it got here in Falls Church. Our high today is a brisk 19 degrees Fahrenheit. Compare that to you Minnesotans and Chicagoans, it’s a veritable tropical vacation.

How low can the temperature go? Who has the coldest high today? Alex, I do not want to hear you gloating in Hawaii.